Yesterday I saw a truck on my street delivering some furniture from
SOFALAIR. This is absolutely not a joke. Where do you go to buy a sofa? THE SOFALAIR! Where sofas that have escaped from other people's homes go to hide out, write manifestoes about sofa rights, and possibly be sat on by super-villains.
So, wait, if this is an underground location for sofas on the lam, does that mean the employees who sell and deliver them are, like, plaid slavers?
ReplyDeleteYES!
ReplyDeleteAnd not the good kind.