I'll try to bring it to the attention of the collections department

There has been much encouraging work-related news of late, and I keep false-starting blog entries about said news, but nothing ever materializes. (I say that as if it has nothing to do with me, when in fact the opposite is true.) Plus, this keyboard at the children's library is weird and foreign, somehow. So let the following list suffice:

Things we DO have books about, I discovered today:
Disneyland
Chinese dragons
NBA basketball
Elephants

Things we don't have books about, probably:
How you should spend the rest of your life