Whoa, internet!

So I took some Benadryl to help with the coughing and sneezing, and those things went away. But! Instead I feel a series of symptoms that can only be described as "loopiness." My head is spinning, as if I've been dancing around! The back of my throat is itchy! My fingers keep hitting the wrong keys, or no keys at all! All of my thoughts have exclamation points at the end of them! My hands are shaky, as if I've had a lot lot lot of coffee. Or even coffffeeeeeee. Merciful heavens.

I'm off to a meeting at which I risk losing all my content management system access privileges. The form (not that there's a form) will say, "Jocelyn is clearly loopy, and cannot be allowed to edit government websites."