puzzling text messages: a chronicle of self-aggrandizement, mistaken identity, and the human condition

4:27 pm: its me david the bball star
[i texted him back: "wrong number dude"]
6:24 pm: k

5:55 the next day: its david the allstar

3:07 today: sup
3:15 pm: yo man i aint mad man
[i texted him back: "wrong number"]
5:56 pm: who is this