dear the internet: that is not cool. that is stupid.
Little 4-ish year old girl: Mommy, after this can we go get a slushee for me? [Thoughtful pause] And a coffee for you?
Mother, distracted and seemingly oblivious to her daughter's sensitivity: But I already have a coffee, sweetie.
♥ "Recycled urine? Kidding... it's not fully recycled yet. I'm tinkering with that. I also have POM." -dollhouse
♥ "If someone is in a bad mood, tickling only makes it worse." -Amy Krouse Rosenthal
♥ "Boy, getting off the freeway makes you realize how important love is." -Cher, Clueless
♥ Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
-Dorothy Parker
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