Jocelyn: I moved your Q-Tips into the bathroom cupboard, just to protect them from the pee mist.
James: The pee mist?
Jocelyn: it's the mist that covers everything in the bathroom every time you flush the toilet. They did a study. Apparently if your toothbrush is less than 10 feet from the toilet, you're getting pee mist on it every time you flush.
James: They? Who they?
Jocelyn: The Pee Mist Research Association.
James: Oh, the PMRA. [Pause] Our toothbrushes are less than 10 feet from the toilet.

[Note: this was also the subject of an episode of Mythbusters. Status: TRUE and NOT MADE UP BY ME]