dear the internet: that is not cool. that is stupid.
Backstory: My mother emails me often to ask questions that can easily be answered by going to Google.
Well fine! If you never want to help me ever again with anything then just tell me! Maybe GOOGLE put diapers on you and stayed up all night to make sure you were breathing!
-postcards from yo mamma
♥ "Recycled urine? Kidding... it's not fully recycled yet. I'm tinkering with that. I also have POM." -dollhouse
♥ "If someone is in a bad mood, tickling only makes it worse." -Amy Krouse Rosenthal
♥ "Boy, getting off the freeway makes you realize how important love is." -Cher, Clueless
♥ Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
-Dorothy Parker
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