Um, did I miss something?

Did you guys know that there are apparently 8 planets + 3 "dwarf planets" now? (I say "now" as if this were a new development.) Sadly, these dwarf planets do not actually appear to house dwarfs. Also, the planets do not appear to be in a neat row anymore. Upsetting!

They have to stop changing this crap around, it's too confusing. When I have kids, we're making our shoebox dioramas old school. We're also doing projects on the brontosaurus, using library books published in the 1970s. I don't care if they fail science.