dear the internet: that is not cool. that is stupid.
Holy moley. I cut up some hot peppers yesterday to make the most delicious homemade pizza ever (no exaggeration, it was amazing) and now, even though I have washed my hands several times since then, I CANNOT TOUCH MY FACE. It burns! Stupid capsaicin.
♥ "Recycled urine? Kidding... it's not fully recycled yet. I'm tinkering with that. I also have POM." -dollhouse
♥ "If someone is in a bad mood, tickling only makes it worse." -Amy Krouse Rosenthal
♥ "Boy, getting off the freeway makes you realize how important love is." -Cher, Clueless
♥ Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
-Dorothy Parker
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