Tonight I threw a citronella tealight at one of the pigeons. I hit it and it didn't even fly away.
They are NOT AFRAID OF PEOPLE.
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dear the internet: that is not cool. that is stupid.
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3 comments:
God that's cool too.
whatever happened to getting a fake owl? you need to inspire biologically preconditioned fear in these birds because candles simply aren't doing the job.
although i personally find candles rather terrifying.
I haven't been able to find one! I've actually looked at several stores. Apparently you can only get them in the summer.
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