Tuesday, December 18, 2007

The other 3 reasons I sometimes wish I was American

1. Being able to be more confidently patriotic. Not because the US has more to be patriotic about, but because Canadian patriotism is an inherently neurotic phenomenon.
2. History with more violence and divisiveness and bloodshed. Canadian history is disturbingly civil, except for the occasional Louis Riel-style anomaly.
3. Outlet malls.

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