Would anyone take me seriously if I said this kind of thing made me feel alienated?

Le Sigh. Gamers threaten to quit Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures over too-small boobs. Apparently a patch meant to fix other issues in the MMO also reduced the size of some of the female toons' breasts.

The company also told gamers it was “working on a fix for this, and your breasts should be back to normal soon."

To see "normal," click on the link. As usual, gamers use the term "normal" loosely--in fact they use it to mean "Post-augmentation, porn-star sized."