EVIL?

Welcome to HiddenPassageway.com - There is no fantasy. This company sells bookshelves that are really doors, and my favourite, fireplaces with a swivelling back to facilitate access to your secret room(s). Which, based on my extensive TV- and movie-watching, will contain one or more of the following:

a. a safe room where you will hide out when Dwight Yokam breaks in to your home.
b. a theme room based around your favourite sexual perversion.
c. a room where you store all your valuables, especially priceless artifacts, rare books, and objects with magical powers.
d. your underground lair.
e. the pantry.