Inadvertent poetry

he'a a broke ass, dirty ass jail bird, that thinks he is the biggest pimp in the world. he will sell you dreams and leave you hot like fire.
-the profile on Delbert "yuk" James

I can't believe I lived this long without knowing about DontDateHimGirl.com. How did I live?

This site also features banner ads for True.com, "the only dating site that screens for felons and married people." Now that inspires confidence!

There are two types of people I don't trust: felons, and married people.