dear the internet: that is not cool. that is stupid.
Jocelyn: Hi, I have a package waiting there for me to pick up... can you tell me who it's from?
Woman at the post office: I'm sorry, we actually can't give that information out over the phone.
Jocelyn: OK, well, can you just tell me whether it is from Amazon?
WATPO: Just a moment... [comes back] your suspicions are correct.
♥ "Recycled urine? Kidding... it's not fully recycled yet. I'm tinkering with that. I also have POM." -dollhouse
♥ "If someone is in a bad mood, tickling only makes it worse." -Amy Krouse Rosenthal
♥ "Boy, getting off the freeway makes you realize how important love is." -Cher, Clueless
♥ Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
-Dorothy Parker
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