Wow, my list of things I am happy about just got longer. Like, only 1 item longer, but still, it's a significant one item. Aside from that overheard in the office site, which I linked to yesterday, there are a bunch of others, including celebrity wit! Now, you may be saying, "Jocelyn, these people are interviewed all the time. They are under constant surveillance. Every time they say one stupid thing, the press has a field day. It's exploitative and immature and unfair." And to that, I reply:

"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." -Tara Reid

"I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup." -Gwyneth Paltrow

Any questions?

Also: overheard at the beach, overheard in New York, overheard everywhere