"Product" watch (that is "product" in the way that hair-salon people use the word)
I bought some herbal essences shimmery nights "shimmery spray gel," because I cannot resist glittery things that cost less than $10. However, the package claims that this hair product contains "a fusion of diamond dust and champagne." I am HIGHLY suspicious of this advertising claim. Other "fusions" (by which they may mean "infusions") that could spice up hair products and make for glamorous-sounding packaging:
- yellow stars, blue diamonds, green clovers, and pink hearts
- ground-up shark fin
- money
- artificially inseminated human ova
- O- blood
- shredded stocks and bonds
- strawberries
- Ben & Jerry's ice cream
- essence of dolphin
- actual swarovski crystals
- cognac
- vanilla essential oil
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