Wednesday, May 16, 2007

The Slow Roll: dedicated to reviewing terrible movies. Not just the old standby movies that everyone knows are terrible and most people haven't even seen, like Glitter. Undiagnosed terrible movies, like Elizabethtown. "What the Slow Roll seeks to expose are films whose badness is built into each and every frame. Each edit heralding fresh incompetence, every line a woeful misfire conceived in stupidity. The resulting catastrophe drives you to question the medium, the industry, and the state of your own soul. Yes, a movie can be that bad." I don't know about you, but I'm inspired.

I can't think of titles anymore, for anything.


Tederick said...

And yet you came up with "asleep at the wheel of the internet," which counts for a lot.

prolix said...

Thanks. Maybe I should just use that as the title for every post. Except, Blogger might explode.