Not a fan of bread and mayonnaise

I was greatly amused by this Letter of recommendation for Rick Stoeckel, Who Was Homeschooled, as well as Maslow's Hierarchy of Sandwiches, just as I am amused by almost anything the McSweeney's family of companies deigns to produce.

I am tired of waiting for someone to love me enough to buy me a subscription to the McSweeney's book club. When I get my tax refund, I am buying it myself. I'm independent women.