Using the historical tale generator, I wrote a rather touching story entitled A Woeful Historical Tale of Sadnesse and Ultimately Redemption. I think it has quite a bit of pathos, clown school, no commas, a dog that reminded me of Toby, and only a few typos. I am devestated to say this, but I cannot link to it, because the gallery feature does not work. I can only suggest you go write one of your own.